Saturday, 16 January 2010

Recipe for good health........


I've been waiting for this for years.

As a classic 'pear-shape' I've always rather envied 'apples' their slim hips and thighs, but now I can embrace my shape, secure in the knowledge that I am more effectively insulated against diabetes and heart disease.

Of course there is just one small, teeny-weeny caveat, revealed in the very last line.

Buggrit.
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6 comments:

  1. Debbie16 January 2010 at 14:47

    At the moment I don't feel like a fruit at all more like a beached whale..xxx

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  2. Deep Squeaker16 January 2010 at 16:49

    I'm aiming for a butternut squash figure, myself.

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  3. Bev 16 January 2010 at 20:41

    Envying apples? No, no, as a more recent one I can tell you its no bloody cake making one self not look preggers all the time. And as for small hips...well...

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  4. Sandra Morris16 January 2010 at 21:11

    Girls.

    I think this amply demonstrates that none of us are ever happy with the way we are.

    I'm aiming for voluptuous and to hell with the consequences.

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  5. Crafts From The Stash17 January 2010 at 11:46

    I am a pear LOL (but the way my belly is growing it wont be long before I get to apple status LOL.
    Debie xxx

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  6. Sandra Morris17 January 2010 at 12:12

    No Debie,

    You can't be both. If you're not one of the other you would have to be something different.

    Butternut squash is already taken.

    Pumpkin perhaps?

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