Should explain....

offspring has re-homed herself. Several months ago to be exact. But her room still bears an uncanny resemblence to Dresden.

We've tried

• bribes
• threats
• extortion
• pleading
• cajoling.........
  

But three weeks from the start of 'The Project' I have decided that decisive action is called for. I will put all the remaining contents into assorted

• Black bags
• Boxes
• Carrier bags
• Suitcases

and arrange for her boyfriend to pick them up in his van. Thereby freeing the bedroom for the transformation into

Hobby Room

Well that's the theory anyway. I have tried to put it into practice at least three times already but have been defeated by the sheer scale of the clearance. Any helpful suggestions would be gratefully received.