I've been waiting for this for years.
As a classic 'pear-shape' I've always rather envied 'apples' their slim hips and thighs, but now I can embrace my shape, secure in the knowledge that I am more effectively insulated against diabetes and heart disease.
Of course there is just one small, teeny-weeny caveat, revealed in the very last line.
Buggrit.
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At the moment I don't feel like a fruit at all more like a beached whale..xxx
I'm aiming for a butternut squash figure, myself.
Envying apples? No, no, as a more recent one I can tell you its no bloody cake making one self not look preggers all the time. And as for small hips...well...
Girls.
I think this amply demonstrates that none of us are ever happy with the way we are.
I'm aiming for voluptuous and to hell with the consequences.
I am a pear LOL (but the way my belly is growing it wont be long before I get to apple status LOL.
Debie xxx
No Debie,
You can't be both. If you're not one of the other you would have to be something different.
Butternut squash is already taken.
Pumpkin perhaps?
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