I can, however, plead mitigating circumstances, as I've been embroiled in THAT four letter word.
October, November and December are our busiest months of the year and we've been flat out trying to keep up with orders and commissions. It's a lovely problem to have but it doesn't leave much time for blogging.
It's also been a few weeks of retail therapy, starting off with the purchase of my new laptop which is a work essential. I'm still some way off being able to relinquish my old laptop, on which I'm writing this post, as I'm methodically working my way through installing work programs on the new one and doing a thorough clear out of files and documents on this one in preparation for the changeover. Predictably, the old laptop has got wind of the usurper and has been exhibiting a whole new range of symptoms. It goes to sleep at odd times and no amount of persuasion can rouse it. Neither can I then switch it off. So I end up having to remove the battery (the equivalent of switching off its life support) in order to be able to reboot it.
It's also throwing up no end of arcane error messages, each more cryptic than the last, so I strongly suspect its days are numbered.
I'm slowly coming to terms with Windows 8, thanks mainly to the advice of a friend who suggesting I install Classic Shell which gave me back my familiar start button and enabled me to actually find stuff quickly. It's still a steep learning curve but I'm getting there.
On the domestic front, after months of dithering, we've finally taken the plunge and bought a new TV. Since we donated our old behemoth to a local furniture charity, we've been using the small TV from the caravan, which has a screen no larger than my laptop. Finding our way through the modern TV jungle required learning a whole new lexicon..... LCD/LED/HD/3D/HDMI, not to mention backlit, megahertz refresh rate, plasma, smart.... the options have been mind-boggling.
After extensive online research, and visiting every TV in a 20 mile radius, we finally came to a joint decision and made the purchase. Of course, very like the new laptop, it's not simply a case of switching it on and settling down to watch Masterchef in glorious HD.
First you have to negotiate setup, then you're presented with an 'interactive interface' which should more accurately be called a 'confusing screen'. Apparently, in the fullness of time, with the benefit of a PhD in electronics and software engineering, we might each be able to set up our own home screens, with favourite programs just a click away. PP has already started hers and Small Dog has shown some interest in having one too.
As it's a smart TV we can even go online. So what was the very first thing I did online with the entire world of the internet at my fingertips?
Why watch dogs doing funny things on You Tube of course..... well d'uh.
But in some ways, the most impressive bit of retail therapy arrived in the post this morning. It's electronic and it's work-related but what's impressive isn't the item itself.
It arrived at 10.30 this morning, delivered by UPS. It was ordered at 6.30pm yesterday Impressive I'm sure you'll agree.
But even more impressive is the route it took to get here.....
From 6.30 yesterday it travelled from the depot south-west of Paris to Charles de Gaulle airport north-east of Paris. This presumably involved negotiating the infamous Paris Peripherique, on which it is possible to spend entire days.
From there it flew to Koeln in Germany!
Why? I have no idea. Perhaps it fancied a jaunt.
From Koeln it flew to Stansted, then by road to Crawley, then finally turned up here at 10.30am.
I tracked the journey on Google Maps and it's a total of around 900 miles.
In just 16 hours!
And that's including time spent in depots during handovers, being scanned on arrival and departure.
That's not just impressive. That's absobloodylutely AMAZING!