Small Dog: *yawning* Yess? Whot do yue wont?
Me: Sit down SD. I have something to tell you.
Me: I want to apologise for the things I said the other day... when you said you were retiring as Hedd of Markitten & Komewnikashun.
SD: *petulantly* Yess... wel ai doant thinc yue taik me seeryuslie enuf.
Me: *penitently* Absolutely SD. I agree. I'm very sorry.
SD: *sniffs* Okai. *magnanimously* Ai fourgiv yue.
Me: And in commemoration of everything you've done in your very important role, I've been making something very special.
SD: *hopefully* Caik?
Me: No, not cake. Something which expresses my love of you as a Proud and Noble Yorkshire Terrier.... in miniature.
SD: *suspiciously* A verie smoll caik? In the shaip of a Yorkshier Terrior?
Me: *doggedly* No. I already told you. Not cake.
SD: *sighing* Whott is it then?
Me: *brightly* Tah Dah!!!!!!!
Me: *excitedly* Look! Smallest Small Dog and Archimedes have helped... it's a little set of boxed toy blocks featuring vintage illustrations of the Proud & Noble Yorkshire Terrier. That's you!
Me: Do you like them?
SD: Oh muurm..... thayr luvlie. Ai kannot evin bileev yue wude do this fore me?
Me: There's one more thing.... would you like to send a special photograph of you with each set, to your adoring fans?
SD: *importantly* Ho yess.... off korse. Yue wil knead to brush mai hare... and maik shure yue gett mai besst syde. Olthoe boath sydes ar kwite gude. And flatturen lieten.... Ai kude sitt on a goaled kooshun. Purhapps yue shude gett a profeshunal fotograffir in...
A limited edition of just 10 sets of these blocks is available HERE....