I did a very stupid thing yesterday.
I managed to insert a hot, sharp wire, covered in molten hot glue, under a fingernail.
OUCH doesn't even come close.
Despite dousing the finger in icy water, it has blistered badly, although thankfully the searing pain, which persisted for 6 hours, has mostly subsided, and at least I can use my hand again now.
Stupid, STUPID woman.........
EDIT -I really tried to find a funny image to accompany this post, but apparently third degree burns are nothing to laugh about.
So instead I decided to go with the PainGuinn.