Scene: Bedroom this morning. I emerge from the shower room to discover this.....
Me: (encouragingly) C'mon sleepyhead. Upski pupski.
SD: (opens one eye then promptly shuts it again)
Me: (arms folded) Get up lazybones. Up and at 'em.....
SD: (no response)
Me: (hopefully) Squirrel!
Exit stage left, NOT pursued by a Small Dog