This is the source of our disagreement....
It was one of those jokey things that come up on FB, and I must have made a small involuntary snort because SD emerged from one of her 'power naps' and wandered over, requesting to know what I was looking at.
Suspecting that it might be a potential source of discord, I tried to close it down before she could read it... to no avail.
Small Dog: *frowning* Thatt is knott evin funnie.
Me: *placatingly* Oh come on SD. It is a bit amusing.
SD: *emphatically* Kno! Itt kleerlie implys thatt dogs ar simpell, wun-dyemenshunal, unnedewkated, fauning kreechurs with kno indypendint thotts.
Me: *non-committally* Hmmm.....
SD:*warming to her theme* Yue shude repoart it to Faisbuke! Thatt iss a fowl kalumnie on dogkind. Dogs ar intellijent... ai meen luke at me!
Me:*choking on my tea* YOU?!
SD:*witheringly* Stopp itt. Yue kno ai am lerrned.... wel red, nawlidgible, errudyte. Admittidlie, as a prowd and nobell Yorkshier Terrior ai am an ecksepshun, butt evin so. Kno dog is THATT stewpid.
Me: *grudgingly* Well if you put it like that I suppose you're right.
SD:*returning to her bed* Absewlootlie. Ai doant liek to be a laffen stok....
Me: Perish the thought SD......
2 comments:
Very, very funny. I, too have conversations with my little yorkie, Dixie. She's amazingly clever with her repartee. haha
The thing I find about having conversations with a yorkie, is that you rarely get the last word.... ;)
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