This cartoon is doing the social media rounds at the moment, shared by several of my miniatures friends and could just as well be titled "You Might Be A Miniature Artisan If....."
I can completely identify with all of the drawings except the one about forgetting to eat.
That never, ever happens to me no matter how much I'm engrossed in a project.
I could, of course, add several more miniature related observations, such as never throwing anything away which might possibly have small scale possibilities.
Or endlessly scrutinising everyday items for alternative miniature uses.
Or having a prized collection of dozens of different types of glue for every eventuality.
Or having an Ideas Book which runs to several volumes.
Or finding joy at the prospect of a whole morning spent dyeing silk ribbons.
Or spending more internet time researching miniature projects than looking at weird or funny animal videos.
Although the last one is sometimes a close run thing......