Have spent the last nth hours trying to decorate the house for our Halloween party.
We bought synthetic spider webs, complete with spiders...
I haven't dusted for aeons so we had no end of REAL spider's webs. So hoovering up all of those, only to replace them with fake webs seemed a bit redundant.
Anyway, we now have loads of webs, complete with spiders, which, if you remember my encounter with a HUGE bitey spider while we were camping in the summer, are giving me the heebie-jeebies.
Small Dog thinks we have taken complete leave of our senses and she might not be too far wrong.