Up until now, I fondly imagined that I had singlehandedly elevated displacement activity from a time-wasting hobby to a serious art form.
However, I hadn't reckoned on Perfectionist Partner, who has spent the last few hours taking displacement activity to a whole new stratospheric level.
And so, Small Dog Productions is proud to present............ The DogTail Bar!
Yes, I know.
We need to get out more.