Fancy a dogtail..........?

Up until now, I fondly imagined that I had singlehandedly elevated displacement activity from a time-wasting hobby to a serious art form.

However, I hadn't reckoned on Perfectionist Partner, who has spent the last few hours taking displacement activity to a whole new stratospheric level.

And so, Small Dog Productions is proud to present............ The DogTail Bar!



Yes.

Yes, I know.

We need to get out more.