Tuesday, 27 January 2015

Day 26 - With a little help from my friend......

Scene - Sandra's desk in the office.  Her laptop is unattended while she's in the workroom.
Enter Small Dog, at a trot.  Breaking stride she leaps up onto the empty chair, and sits, looking at the computer screen, the germ of an idea forming in her furry little head.



A few minutes later, a tapping noise can be heard, which Sandra eventually decides to investigate.....

SD: (typing)  Helo.  This is Small Dog. Aparentlie mai mumm mukked up hur blogg challinj  yestirdai and sumwun sujestid that ai help hur owt so heer ai... 

Me: (from the doorway) Excuse me!  

SD:(turning slowly) O..... Hai



Me: What ARE you doing?


SD:  Helpen.

Me:  ?

SD:  Yue kno.... with yure bloggurs blok.  Shimmrin pros and stuff.  Ai am rytin it.



Me:  Down.

SD:  O but muurrrmmmm....... this is kawld showen inishyativ.....

Me:  DOWN! Now.

SD: (jumping down sulkily) *muttr, grumbul* wel thats the larst tym aym helpen yue, so DOANT wurri *skowl* emploiyea of the munth * mone, winj* kno gratitewd......


I sit down and stare at the screen......

Stuk with bloggurs blok
Kno problemo sais Small Dog
Ai am heer to hellp....

Noises off :  *muttr, sie* this is orl the thancs ai gett...... bluddie hai kews....doant kno what orl the fus is abowt.  Sum peepul have kno imajinashun *grumbl, snuffel*


7 comments:

ginnysminis said...

on behalf of your friend PP
! eye nose djust wot you meen SD, we iz knot apreshiated evun thow we iz sew talonthead...... hall mi lub PP

Sandra Morris said...

Thanc you Poppy..... ai new yue wude undurstand.
Ai thinc owr branes must be too hilie traned.
SD xx

Neen said...

Small dawg, Lily hear. Mi mum dint like me ping on her rug. I said pmail mum, it wuz a not frm me wit luv. I tink u r a briilant wrider small dawg. Luv Lily

debbie's mini thoughts and creations said...

samll deg, thnks fr tht, me adn tye gils folou uo whn munny nt lokng, wll hva 2 srt ot his spllig, bt noses uo undstnd doggy tak, lv ur frins Freebie, Mollie and tiny Muppet x

Sandra Morris said...

Hai Lily,
Hewmans doant undurrstand abowt weemails :(
And thai doant apreeshiyate owr brilyans eithr.
Sumtyms ai wundurr whai we bothr....
SDxxx

Sandra Morris said...

Hai Freebie, Mollie and Muppet....
Thanc yue fore yore koment.
Doant wurrie....yore spellen is grate!
SDxxx

chris knight said...

Brilliant! Small dog is clever though!