There is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. it is the middle ground between light and shadow between science and superstition and it lies between the pit of man's fears and the summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination. It is an area which we call- the Twilight Zone.
Yeahahknow. I'm in it right now. Just to the left of the pit of man's fears.
I am never, EVER, this ready, this far in advance of a major fair.
It is completely unhead of. Never been done. That is how I know I have slipped into an alternative dimension.
If I weren't in the Twilight Zone I would be hobbling around like a headless chicken, tripping over boxes, swearing like a trooper, inefectually flapping about trying to get organised.
Instead I am in an oasis of calm. Everything is done and packed.
It's really, really scary and I want to get out......