I should just have walked away.
Turned my back on the displacement goblins (who are out in force today) and carried on with my sorting out.
I just had to do one final Google. Which turned into 15 minutes of full-blown displacement activity.
It's my own fault entirely. I just wondered if Huddersfield Town had a club song. Something stirring, and tuneful, documenting the highs and lows of a football team.
The sending offs.
Der ... Der ... Der...
Der der, der der, der der,
Der der, der dede der,
Der de der der der de, de ....
OK. So technically speaking I suppose that qualifies as a 'chant'. And perhaps when sung in unison from the terraces of the Galpharm Stadium, it acquires the melodic dignity and charm of a mediaeval Gregorian chant.
If you're up for a bit of displacement activity, have a look here for more musical treats, guaranteed to bolster the Barmy Army through times of terror and despair.
Now I really must get on...........