Now THIS is Small Dog's fault.
She's very interested in anything to do with Yorkshire Terriers and was watching from her vantage point on my lap while I was 'researching' the Barmy Army's musical exploits.
She happened to ask if they had a club mascot. Perhaps she had it mind to apply for the position herself.
However, lo and behold they do! The stunningly originally named Terry the Terrier.
Who looks ABSOLUTELY NOTHING LIKE A YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
I rest my case.
That picture was taken seconds before he was set upon and savagely beaten by his team mates after scoring an own goal then weeing on the goalposts.